March 2012
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“Hey Lan, I’ve found a gif of you,” ^
*Pees pants*
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Superman shouldn't even fear Lex Luthor; he should...
On his golfing experience with the Superman cast/crew:
“I had my golf cart kind of souped up. I had Kryptonite stripes put on the side and I had a big Superman logo on the front with an ‘X’ through it. It was called the Super Blaster. We tied a Superman doll on the back with a chain, so I just dragged it around… By the end of the shoot, it was just this fuckin’ ball...
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How to Raise a Sith Lord
A Poor Parenting Exclusive by Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi
Do not show your protégé sympathy when he/she is feeling frustrated and confused; only tell him/her that he/she thoughtless. This works best when you use sarcasm and dry wit.
If your protégé breaks fundamental rules of your order, such as committing small-scale genocide, cutting off the head of an unarmed prisoner, and developing a...
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Today's breaking news displayed on the home page...
“Sex-deprived male fruit flies are more likely to drink alcohol to excess than their counterparts who have successfully had sex.”
Apparently this is front page news for Canada’s largest city.
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Last night, Kristin was most unfortunate enough to stumble upon the dark underbelly of Ted Nancy (Alana and I) lurking around in the kitchen in preparation for a typical night of debauchery. This is what she walked into the room to find:
Me, standing right in front of the doorway, holding my chin up high, draped in a black blanket that had been tied around my neck so that it greatly resembled a...
